2007-03-10 // 03:04:47

YOUR FILMIC EFFORTS DO NOT IMPRESS, "PANTY MAN" DE NUIT. YOUR EFFORTS AT FANTASTICAL EXPRESSION RESULT MERELY IN SELF-FLATTERY THAT INVOLVES NONE BUT THE MOST PANDERING ACOLYTES. SEEK REDEMPTION IN YOUR SUPERIOR, IN THE DOGFIGHTER. I WILL NOT JUDGE THOSE WHO BOW IN SUPPLICATION UPON HEARING DIRECTLY THE VOICE OF THEIR GOD, NO MATTER THEIR PRIOR TRANSGRESSIONS.

2007-03-09 // 18:50:38

OH I AM STILL HERE COLORBLIND. JUST WAITING AND WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO RECOGNIZE MY GENIUS. AND YOU DEAR MAN HAVE DONE SO. LIKE RESURRECTING THE MUMMY WITH THE MAGIC AMULET, MY MAN.

NOW GO FORTH MY BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. IGNORE THAT FAUX-FRENCH JACKOFF'S MUMBLINGS AND VOTE MY GRANDPA SHOT AS SOTD. IT IS YOUR DUTY TO RECOGNIZE THAT I AM YOUR POLA-GOD. DO NOT WORRY - WHEN YOU ARE ON YOUR KNEES YOU CAN STILL CLICK 'VOTE FOR SOTD'.

HERE YOU GO: »link

2006-06-23 // 23:55:38

I don't need no stinking house training.

House training is for girls.

2006-05-28 // 06:03:17

HELL YEAH!

MY FACE IN YOUR TURDY DOO-DOO, YOU POO POO!

2006-04-28 // 01:30:43

Shot of the day? Is that what you all are so worked up about?

Pffft. SHOT OF THE DECADE is my grandpa shot. I took it as a toddler, motherfuckers. I am a genius.

2006-04-28 // 00:00:01

Just wanted to remind everyone of WHAT A FUCKING ABSOLUTELY PERFECT INDIVIDUAL I am.

(in case you'd forgotten)

You can, my little friends, worship my incredible photog skills at your leisure.

2006-04-24 // 05:23:35

Loving all the stories of bonding and links to mediocre (sorry) streetscapes, but really, did you guys check out the tits I mentioned a while back?

2006-04-23 // 04:30:12

Did you guys see this fresh pair of boobies?

»link

2006-04-22 // 22:57:35

God I love that DOGFIGHTER!!

2006-04-22 // 17:22:34

This site is GREAT. None of you are as beautiful, or as talented, as I, but still, it's fun to wade in among the masses and see what you're up to!

HI!