In a spectacular, dazzling confrontation with the Wizard, appearing as an enlarged, monstrous, disembodied head suspended above a throne/altar with roaring plumes of fire, his stentorian voice booms: "I am WebMeister, the Great and Powerful. Who are you?"

He repeats again even louder: "Who are you?"

Trembling, one of the noiders tiptoes up to speak for the group, stammering:
"If you please, I am Zvevi. The small and meek. We've come to ask..."

The Wizard's thundering voice interrupts - he already knows why they have come to him as they each step forward:
Wizard: "Silence! The Great and Powerful WebMeister knows why you have come.
Step forward, Zvevi. You dare to come to me for a new project, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of collaginous junk!"

Zvevi: "Uh, yes-yes sir, yes, Your Honor. Y'see, uh, a while back, we were walking down the Yellow Brick Road and we realized the current project is running since quite some time now and-"

Wizard: "Quiet!
The Beneficent WebWizard has every intention of granting your requests...but first the noiders have to prove themselves worthy by performing a very small task.
I want 300 submissions for the current one, for that's the average number of noiders logging in each day."

Zvevi: "300? Oh, but that's a lot, I think that's too much, I think this might take.."

The Wizard booms back: "Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Webbo. I said, 300!
The Great Wizard has spoken."

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(lotsof smoke, and fire, and bombastic sounds...)





(to be continued..)

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