Goodbye boots! I stepped in mudd that smelled like shit and piss. I stepped in mud that had grey condoms, nails, and needles. I think you got an std because of that and i'm sooo sorry. I'm sorry i can't get the stink off of you and i can't wear you any more. You were the best boots i ever had and you lasted three years. You cost me 4.99 at the goodwill, the best 4.99 ever spent!

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