2006-12-08 // 12:43:51
macs
the light..sculpture...awesome pic
v+f

2006-07-20 // 17:58:53
Urizen
There's something rageous and up-cheering in this relic! The catholic fist! Seems like a Superhero name or a division of Panzers.

Love the story, it's nice seeing the mystical part of everyday-living

2006-07-20 // 15:30:20
ulf
Now I figured it out. You sat down on the poor Thing one too many times, trying not to touch yourself but making cunning use of its knuckles.

^ The knuckles are lovely, aren't they?

2006-07-20 // 15:12:48
ulf
Such is the nature of your holy confusion...of course The Thing would have liked to have eaten, but it probably was so taken with your mistaking it for a holy relic and wanting to live up to your relic-desiring expectations that it died of hunger in the process and in a kind of mad, self-fulfilling-prophecy turn of events turned into a relic, albeit an unholy, monster sitcum (err, I mean sitcom) one at that.

^ It never went to the toilet either. Perhaps it died of constipation. What's "monster sitcum"? Is it that thing that sometimes happens when I sit for too long trying not to touch myself?

2006-07-20 // 14:43:24
ulf
You've been worshipping a fraud! This is clearly The Thing from the Adams Family, enjoying an admittedly well-deserved retirement in your lovely home and not a holy fist!

^ In that case, The Thing must have died, because this one doesn't move and it's quite useless for massages.

2006-07-20 // 14:04:14
spitocco
ah ah ah!
simply HOLY MAGNIFIC!!!

^ Thank you, oh Holy Spit.