2006-10-26 // 18:21:27
julienb
hum!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!

Bon Anniversaire!

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thanks! have a drink, on me!

2006-10-24 // 21:52:36
_micaela
ALL alcohol should come with a bucket.
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EVERYTHING SHOULD COME WITH A BUCKET!

2006-10-24 // 09:29:08
_micaela
i dont know. there's something sketchy about alcohol that comes with a "hand pump".
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oh, there's a lot sketchy about booze that comes with a hand pump...AND A BUCKET. and that is why it's awesome.

2006-10-24 // 07:50:24
berlimbrasil
oh holy deer!
herzlichen belated glückwunsch!! :)


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i think you said happy birthday. if so, thanks!

2006-10-24 // 00:00:19
sixblueten
Happy fucking birthday you drunken fool! (by the time you read this, no?)


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very soon. and thank you.

2006-10-23 // 23:47:40
Urizen
Indeed powerful lip!
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i once used it to lift a car off a trapped child.

2006-10-23 // 15:42:07
_micaela
yes, actually i have. the last place i saw one was at a bar in this mexican restaurant where the bartender served my drinks to me in a 5-inch diameter goblet. i still think the plastic-lotion-dispenser jager bottle is pretty charming.
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i'm not even sure how to use this: »link

2006-10-23 // 14:39:04
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
»link
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ah, thank you, shlomo. the JAGERMEISTER TAP MACHINE. so crazy.

2006-10-23 // 14:17:36
_micaela
the thing i like best about jagermeister is that it's available in giant -economy-sized plastic bottles with a lotion-pump attachment for the top for easy filling/refilling. classy.
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have you seen the giant jagermeister dispenser they sell? it's like a soda thing from a fast food restaurant, only instead of soda? jagermeister!!!!

2006-10-23 // 13:54:01
Norah.Goldenbogen
i shall fav this, for it is funny.

(though i must say that i've sussed your cheap trick with the double-sided tape.)

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nope. no double-sided tape. no help at all, god's truth. I've just got huge lips. you & shlomo fly out here, i shall demonstrate my "lipped jagermeister" trick.

2006-10-23 // 13:51:20
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
go for it ...
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oh, i will. don't you dare me. DON'T YOU DARE ME!