You would be an excellent cat burglar. Look at your technique ! Not to encourage a career of depraved criminality ... but ... well ...
I would be happy to go into business with you. I know lots of rich people in England, America, Monaco, the French Riviera, Bangladesh, etc ... I get invited to loads of fancy parties at rich people's homes; mansions, ancestral castles, swank penthouses, shantytown huts, etc ... what we do is, I attend a fancy cocktail party at a rich person's home; I slip into the bathroom or bedroom and open up a window; I return to the party; then you shimmy up two or three flights, slip in through the window, & steal as much insured jewelry & fancy silverware as you can fit into your knapsack.
Later on we split the loot 50-50. Please let me know by carrier pigeon if you wish to collaborate in this nefarious scheme.