2006-04-06 // 14:45:13
ndm77
but I'm sitting on the edge of the TUB!

2006-04-06 // 08:58:39
Esther.Z.Schnickenacke
How about "on the toilet, but not having a poo"?

2006-04-05 // 18:24:22
ndm77
should I revise to read: "NEAR THE TOILET"!? LOL

2006-04-05 // 18:04:44
Esther.Z.Schnickenacke
What bollocks! It is completely obvious that you are on the toilet. What's that loo roll doing there, right behind your left arm? Huh? Huh? Why that concentrated, yet slightly distant expression? I mean, just what do you take us for?