2008-07-21 // 21:06:39
mattjudas
wonderful shape
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^ I'd like to be this colour. Just for a day. |
2008-01-21 // 15:34:57
Stefano
WHAT are you imPLYing? That I am *not* very clean, and I talk with my mouth full? Well, those are really *savage* insinuations to make in a public setting like this. If you weren’t my attorney, I’d sue your twice removed ass.
Harumph.
2008-01-21 // 08:13:57
Stefano
Hot thigh. But why don’t you have a bumpy spine?
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^ I'm a fish. We have different spines and we are very clean and never talk with our mouths full and never pick our noses. |
2008-01-15 // 23:39:40
g.
your replys here have been by far the best reading I had for long. chapeau.
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^ Thank you for raising the tone here. I'd hate my literary credentials to go unnoticed. |
2008-01-15 // 19:25:27
jimsnade
fuck me ! what a lovely ass
2007-12-07 // 20:33:59
LiA
well that is a very profound deep and visceral...concept, well done!
2007-12-07 // 14:31:46
LiA
just now saw your reply.
Hy that's what the discusion is about no? shitting degraded baked sexy longhaired selfportraits of women taken via screenshot :-) and the votes keep flying in!
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^ I'm glad someone finally mentioned that detail, because it was a conscious artistic decision to imitate a shitting pose. It's a symbolic exploration of the concept of shitting on the ass-voting Polanoiders. The pose had nothing to do with the fact that we were on a bare moutainside with nothing to hide behind. Nothing. Whatsoever. |
2007-12-07 // 14:30:08
LiA
you might hate me for it but I agree with a friend who looked over my shoulder that it again looks like shitting :-D
but in a sensual way he said!!
2007-12-07 // 12:09:24
LiA
Let me dedicate a further vote to the collection then! It is beautiful despite the cheat
and the ass slit simply is irresistible :-D
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^ Ah, I see now: you are no better than the rest of them. The ancient lure of the bumcrack. You can do all sorts of artsy things to please the polanoid public - wear bandages and brandish open scissors - but in the end, only a naked female ass will do. Beasts! I shall tell your mothers that you voted for a screenshot of a lady's botty! |
2007-12-06 // 20:49:30
LiA
and indeed the ass with tits of the screenshots and selfportrait (now that it is taken off the screen) gets most votes!
brava!
nice series and well succeeded! But the partyflair is really missing, and the drunken vomiting guys all over you and the bottles y'know. Otherwise, well done :-D
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^ I knew something was missing! But drunks don't get votes. Only nudity gets votes, and votes are our lottery tickets to front-page stardom. |
2007-12-06 // 14:01:45
Urizen
The old men have written me a letter. It seems they have set up an Ass-ociation of Perverted Naked Men Spying on Beaches, and collected money to beseech your return. They send me money to pay you a trip back. Well, they send me money and some shells. Strange, isn't it?
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^ Please write back and thank them, but inform them kindly that their money would be better spent on having those mossy tooth-stumps extracted. |
2007-12-06 // 13:58:13
Urizen
That's true, my work could only be described as atonishing. I remember some men looking creepily on me with desire in their eyes (and thi is true). But sorry, i'll have to report you to the local authorities: there are laws against sitting naked on public ground AND wearing no underwear in Tenerife (i know, i know, it's hard to wear underwear and being naked at the same, but what can i say, we are famous for our bananas, not our legislators) Where did you think you were? Germany? We're a civillized islands. Let's see what's the punishment ass-igned by the shaman.
Anyway, i'm glad i was used as lure to accomplish this masterpiece. You know i voted.
2007-12-06 // 13:23:23
Urizen
So that's what you were doing when i left you two alone, eh? I can't imagine how happy you must have made those perverted-naked-old men hiding behind the beach bushes... You'll definitely go to heaven.
P.S.: Was the cameraman also filming your underwear?
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^ I wasn't wearing any that day - that was the whole problem. Luckily, you were deeply absorbed in the task of carving your name into that stone, and I think the naked old men were too dazzled by the skill of your craftsmanship to notice any movie-makers on the hillside. |
2007-12-05 // 17:28:24
dimitris
You are one of those tourists who take sunbath with the t-shirt on?
...and if you don't, you become red as a lobster?
...and if you also wear your sunglasses at the end of the day you have a white mask in your face?
...and I don't know what else?
I like you white (#ffffff »link) people!!!
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^ I don't go pink. I'm not one of those. I lie there for two weeks and go from blueish-white to beige and when I show people how tanned I am, they don't believe it's a tan until I show them the inside of my wrist as a contrast. After that they usually feel a little dizzy and have to sit down. |
2007-12-05 // 17:11:11
dimitris
Very nice!
You look so... white
I like that!
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^ That's just as well, because I only come in one colour. This was my "summer tan". |
2007-12-05 // 12:55:56
vadim
the cameraman was right to deviate from the main subject :)
nice ars... ahem.... nice pic!! :P
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^ Thanks - from the bottom of my bottom. |
2007-12-05 // 11:15:23
philippebourgoin
héhé, actually, I didn' even notice the ass, I just liked the picture, somehow this b&w made me think of 'the birth of a nation' by Griffith !?!?
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^ My ass does look Aryan, I must admit. |
2007-12-05 // 10:49:52
philippebourgoin
vf, Esther, vf !!
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^ Haha! I knew it. I upload three shots, and all anyone looks at is the arse! That's Polanoid! Sometimes I think my arse conspires against me. No matter how I try, it continually upstages me and flirts with men behind my back. |
2007-12-04 // 19:35:58
sakkiko
if it was me, i would change the whole script and forget about cactus
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^ I don't know though... naked people and cactuses sounds like an interesting combination, now I come to analyse it. |
2007-12-04 // 18:49:01
sakkiko
beautiful
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^ Thank you. The camera man was supposed to be filming my dress blowing poignantly on a cactus - which was why I took it off. Then he deviated from the agreed script. |
2007-12-04 // 18:00:19
ciarco79
it looks good on super 8 too
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^ Kodak TriX - arse cinemast's choice. |
2007-12-04 // 17:16:39
ciarco79
who's ass is this one?
btw vote!
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^ It's mine on a Super8 film. |
2007-12-04 // 16:56:28
hologramme
VERY NICE !
very happy !
congratulations Esther !
Alain
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^ Congratulations for having a backside? Well thank you. |