2006-09-12 // 21:54:00
uslan
Orko? Is that you?

How did you get to earth, has Skeletor taken over Eternia or something?

You looked much happier in the old days:

^
Impressive!

My other suit is washing

2006-04-27 // 16:02:27
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
Be careful
KOSHER NOSTRA is on your footsteps!

2006-04-27 // 16:02:01
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
what did I say?

2006-04-27 // 15:26:36
Norah.Goldenbogen
pah.
giovanni & angelino are suckers.
they can't even hold a gun without licking it.

^
i wouldn't say that being in the same city as them
^
i wouldn't even say that living in the same country

2006-04-27 // 15:25:09
Norah.Goldenbogen
shlomo ben jussuf wrote:

"Okay ...
next year ...
I got baptized ...
I had my first communion and ... for sure ... confirmation ... but shhhhh ... delete this after reading it, okay?"

i have it on tape.

^
i'll make them put a horse head in your bed

2006-04-27 // 15:08:42
Norah.Goldenbogen
i've read it.
^
now we have to kill you
^
i'll call giovanni & angelino

2006-04-27 // 14:39:42
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
suspenders *haha*
okay ...

^
Ok, but reconsider the baptism plan: we catholics have plenty of advantages:
1) We get a piece bread (and sometimes wine) every sunday
2) We have christmas and get lots of presents
3) We can wear costumes in Semana Santa
4) We don't get circumcised
5) We can say "God" and don't go to hell
6) We follow the Pope, who is a very charismatic buddy and wear fancy clothes

Etc., etc, The list is endless

2006-04-27 // 14:34:14
Uri.Ben.Estelleciento
Of course! In Tenerife we're famous for our carnival!

2006-04-27 // 14:33:15
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
will you join me?
^
But i'll wear suspenders under the tunic!

2006-04-27 // 14:33:07
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
sounds even better *haha*

2006-04-27 // 14:26:59
Norah.Goldenbogen
they're more than pure sex ...
they're materialized orgasms.
this purple one is worth 10.

^
i though they were made of cloth...

2006-04-27 // 13:35:57
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
they're m ore then pure erotica ... they're pure sex ... pure ... i said PURE SEX
^
I know what you both are thinking... i know what you would use the capirote for...

2006-04-27 // 12:12:26
Norah.Goldenbogen
of course you want, shlomo ben.
nazarenos are erotica pur!

2006-04-27 // 09:57:15
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
I WANT TO BE A NAZARENO!
^
You could! Want me to introduce you my friend? His support is all you need to get into his cofradia... Well, that and being catholic, of course

2006-04-27 // 02:21:19
Uri.Ben.Estelleciento
Oh, no! After that comment, i'm sure going to hell

2006-04-27 // 02:14:53
Norah.Goldenbogen
me too.
^
those cone hats have much sexual potential, eh?

2006-04-27 // 02:08:06
Norah.Goldenbogen
i don't know ..
what were you thinking of?!!

^
mmm... sex, of course

2006-04-27 // 01:59:43
Norah.Goldenbogen
and may i ask you how you discovered it "later"?
^
I found the brother. What were you thinking of?!

2006-04-27 // 01:46:52
Norah.Goldenbogen
did you ask him to pose for you?
^
Yes! And i later discovered he was the brother of a friend of my school years!

2006-04-27 // 01:45:38
Norah.Goldenbogen
GUAU!
^
Oh, than you! You said it in spanish!