2008-10-23 // 13:37:40
LiA
forgot to vf
2008-10-23 // 13:37:30
LiA
lol young and pretty, that's what they do ;-D
2008-10-22 // 23:16:03
LiA
Siply wonderful, perfect for these colors, perfect for Polaroid!
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^ thank you dear- he/she was loving the polaroid- such a poser! |
2008-10-13 // 22:15:30
captaindan
I hope polly got a cracker after posing so nicely. Great shot.
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^ thanks capitano! polly, aka rainbow, got some cuttlefish- almost as good... |
2008-10-10 // 08:39:36
nomis
cool bird :)
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^ the hermaphrodite bird was extremely cool and posy! |
2008-10-09 // 17:02:03
Esther.Z.Schnickenacke
Temporary perm? What kind of oxymoron is that?
You know, maybe if you have sex on the brain, the hair on your head begins to resemble public hair...
So that makes all you straight-haired folk look rather frigid, I'd say. You frigid oxymoronic flibbertigibbet, you.
(Do say when you've had enough.)
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^ I've never had enough- I rather like the abuse. I don't know what that says about me. Although at least my mother is the same way inclined. I don't think your theory can be right about pubic hair. I'm certainly not frigid, although I did resist fisting you. Maybe I'll test your theory and come on to every curly haired person I meet to check if they're all goers! If I get a slapped face and a black eye I will blame you. Temporary perm, you know- one that doesn't last 20 years. I didn't specify how temporary. American intelligence- now thats a REAL oxymoron. |
2008-10-09 // 16:14:41
Esther.Z.Schnickenacke
Oh I think for me, we definitely need to add an "incontinent" and a "smug". So how about I take "You smug incontinent midget slapper?"
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^ Always weeing you are. Always weeing. I am going to give you some incontinence pants for your birthday. Smug slapper is about right too. Ho-bag! How about perma-perm? Can we get that in there somewhere? In the 80s, Oop North there must have been something in the water- all my Northern friends ended up with curls after having temporary perms... |
2008-10-09 // 16:06:20
Esther.Z.Schnickenacke
Silly girl. I liked your teeth. Perfect teeth never look cheeky. Think about it. It's true. Who wants teeth that can't look cheeky?
However, I think we could focus on these two features. Our insults always addressed the person directly, so you might have got something like "You inane jabbering little snaggle-toothed jack-in-the-box".
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^ Ha! I could say the same for you! I think you fit all those categories nicely too...snaggle toothed! Inane! Fabulous, I feel diminished.... |
2008-10-09 // 15:58:38
CDR
Yeah, that's, kind of the generic name given for all the amazon parrots like this one. All are cute. Just hope it wasn't a rare one nicked form it's mum...
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^ Aren't they all nicked from their mums? This one was particularly cute- it didn't have its wings clipped and kept falling off things backwards and bumping its head... a bit over zealous with the climbing... |
2008-10-09 // 15:29:33
Esther.Z.Schnickenacke
Oh I have a dictionary. But it doesn't do the voice.
My flatmates and I used to have a little bowl of papers with random - but highly elaborate insults - on them which we would offer to guests as they came in almost as if they were sweets. We'd always take one ourselves too, as a kind of treat. It always caused great amusement if a visitor picked the insult that we had designed with them specifically in mind. That happened surprisingly often, considering that we had about fifty insults for them to choose from. And such visitors would invariably pick out that very same designer insult every time they came to visit. It was quite spooky - as if the bowl was in cahoots with us. Some people started refusing to take one in consequence. Of course, we then just picked one for them by proxy.
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^ you are a very strange little girl. Would an insult to me say something awful about my teeth? Or my stature? I would like an insult please, everyone has been to nice to me today. |
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^ Also- i just re-read- do you particular have a fetish for parrot voices? Does a bird voice make swearwords sounds extra potent or something? |
2008-10-09 // 14:48:16
internitsch
polara aralop
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^ :) |
2008-10-09 // 13:34:32
Esther.Z.Schnickenacke
Since I was a very small child, I have long cherished a dream of finding a parrot which was raised in a brothel and which could teach me all manner of new swear words. I wanted to keep it in a chintzy front room and invite old ladies from the local Anglican church to tea.
Sigh. Some things will never be.
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^ I don't think you need a parrot for that dear. I think you just need a dictionary of slang or something. When we left Ireland when I was wee, my mother's best friend made 365 small envelopes, each one filled with a single card which a single swear word on. It was so that my mum wouldn't miss her insults too much- for 365 days my mother had a new insult each morning with her tea. I can think of about 40- so at least I know there are definitely 325 to go. I hear miner birds are speakers too, and I would have thought miners swear a lot so maybe you should seek one of those out you dirty perv. |
2008-10-09 // 13:24:57
CDR
do you know what make of parrot it is? blue fronted amazon perhaps?
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^ well its not a macaw...and the front was actually greenish grey- he was still young and a bit fluffy- an amazon green apparently... |
2008-10-09 // 12:27:06
milkysoldier
hello birdie, you have my vote and my fave but don't fly away too soon so that we can admire you a little longer
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^ oh thank you m! that's rather lovely of you to say! if i tell you my other parrot drowned at sea, would you be upset? I was... |
2008-10-09 // 01:21:58
mattjudas
Does Polly know she has blue wings?
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^ hahaha, no i didn't show her this afterwards, i think she might have had an identity crisis! |
2008-10-09 // 00:54:31
booombooom
father kkoko? »link
:)
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^ aww! yes! i love that shot- i cant believe i missed it- i love parrots- had one once but its a very sad story... |