2009-01-13 // 14:46:00
Reindeer

Calves. What brand of stockings?

^ No stockings. Just very strong cold tea applied with a ball of cotton wool and toe and heel seams drawn onto the skin with a felt-tipped pen. The contortions involved are strenuous at first but grow more comfortable with practice. In fact, I now find his posture quite relaxing. I not only write in my diary this way but also eat soup bending over. (Apart from anything, it keeps the larger chunks out of my beard.) Who are you anyway? Who dares to approach the great and powerful Strangefields?

2009-01-08 // 00:10:22
mattjudas
wow!
intriguing diary...

^ Full of adventures, certainly, and especially intriguing when you read it fron this angle.