2009-10-27 // 16:23:43
orezemit
I would never speak to your mother in a bad fashion. I'd even be willing to have this incorporated into our vows. For breakfast I prefer coffee (1 cup, black - no sugar) , tomato juice, and one bowl of oatmeal. So simple to please, I am. Now go and make a proper project photo please. Or else I'll just keep nagging you. ;-)
2009-10-26 // 08:48:39
WebMeister
please accept my contritestest apologies for removing your masterpiece from the project.
just finished my cleaning-up session, removing all submissions that diverge from the guidelines more than 55,2% and removed also yours cause I didnt wanna make myself guilty of nepotism, just cause we played scissor, paper and well and had sex in the same bed.
I hope you can forgive me.
you know that I love your pic!
no, that was a lie - your pic sucks, lets be honest.
but I love the description - you know I do!
zorrybussi
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^ Ouh no! The one apologizing should be me, God! ---> Sorryrrr! |
2009-10-25 // 23:56:41
orezemit
Uri, here is a list of comments I couldn't resist typing with the corresponding reasons:
Comment 1. This film may not be b/w (and thank you for not secretly converting it and lying to us), but it does have a nice monochrome quality which I quite like.
Comment 2.3. Clumsy is an oft underrated quirk in ones character (physically and mentally) which I happen to share with you. With pride I might add.
Comment 2.5. Ah, I do know that feeling. All too well as a matter of fact. You know what I mean. ;-)
Comment 2.7. Having no friends myself (and therefore requiring few showers), I rarely venture into the "real" world. I did manage to find several hours to practice arm and finger positioning in front of a mirror though. This helped greatly in the execution of my own lineup photo, which I still haven't actually seen.
At this point I'm trying to restrain myself from metaphorically jumping your ____ (see comment 2.5). I find this photo eminently worthy and am very excited to see it as part of this project. I do quite like the irregular borders , the emulsional [sic] defects, setting, and I have to say that some of Uri is far preferable to none of Uri. Welcome.
ps/ The Automatic 100 is truly a great camera. I do love that one.
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^ Does it sound gay if i say you're so gentle i wanna marry you and cook you breakfast for the next 20 years and complain about the way you talk to my mother and your lack of proactive attitude towards your career, not like my cousin Jeremy who opened his own 24h groceries store? I don't care, i'm saying it anyway. |
2009-10-25 // 18:58:43
g.
well. how about this: i know you can come up with something extraordinary better, sir.
(and on a personal sidenote: i do remember very well you actually do have legs.)
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^ I'm afraid not lately, Sir. I'm through a period of worrying lack of mojo... This is my fifth (fifth!) attempt, after which i decided my film might be too valuable to be wasted with those clumsy hands and mojoless head. Are you sure about the legs? |