2006-06-01 // 12:34:53
spitocco
i'll bring my grandpa with me... i think he will be enough!
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^ ok and i'll bring my granny with me ... and then we'll fart all together yeah. |
2006-06-01 // 12:06:51
spitocco
yes, we can.
i bertayed you too, have to admit. don't know his name... at the park 3 nights ago.
same church in wien for our marriage?
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^ ah! this was the night i felt a sudden pain in my heart and wondered why ... ok, same church. do we need a pope, er, a priest this time? |
2006-06-01 // 11:45:51
spitocco
NO!
it's sad to discover my wife divorced and i didn't know anything about it...
just tell me one thing... WHY? Didn't you love me anymore?
are you lesbian?
is lulu your new girlfriend?
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^ oops so we didn't divorce? that means ... i officially betrayed you? yes, it's lulu. i couldn't resist her glass eye. but it's over now. i swear. can we marry again? |
2006-06-01 // 11:38:18
spitocco
again?
did we divorce?
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^ didn't we divorce? |
2006-06-01 // 11:28:44
spitocco
honey, who do you think i'm???
of course i fart during the coitus: it's important to create the right atmosphere. candles are out... soft light&music are for a cheap boudoir...
let's fart together
right now
oh yeah
in sweet harmony
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^ omg you can fart the lyrics from "beloved"??? YOU'RE A GOD!! please marry me again! |
2006-06-01 // 11:19:01
spitocco
i want her!
while we're having sex you can watch if you want... and touching your little pussy...
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^ only if you're gonna be farting once or twice during the coitus. |
2006-06-01 // 11:15:04
LiA
*sobs*
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^ stop sobbing dear. lulu's hair is MUCH more red than yours. you'll have to face the truth. |
2006-06-01 // 11:01:32
spitocco
i love red haired girls... is she a natural red???
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^ yeah ... even more natural than lia. super-natural! |
2006-05-29 // 04:17:36
Urizen
No, thank you, i appreciate my little gun
2006-05-29 // 03:58:11
Urizen
With those glasses, she might not have much aim ability...this added to the sharpness of those teeth,... well,It must be a bloody technique...
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^ want her number now or not?! |
2006-05-29 // 03:47:05
Urizen
Does that has to do with those incredibly sexy teeth? Is all her hair as red? What town is that?
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^ well, she's invented a new technique .. some kind of teeth fellatio. dunno. she's become very famous around here. vienna of course. i never saw her completely naked, but i promise you - she's worth every buck. |
2006-05-29 // 03:40:46
Urizen
Is she expensive?
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^ you'd bet! but she's the best in town. |
2006-05-29 // 03:25:48
Urizen
Could you get me Lulu's number? i'm really interested...
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^ she's a prostitute. do you really wanna have the number of a girl like her? |
2006-05-28 // 15:06:29
petenawara
this makes me happy.
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^ great |
2006-05-26 // 22:46:04
colourspace
what lovely teeth you both have.
2006-05-25 // 17:11:04
rube
class!
2006-05-25 // 15:40:56
po3p
But I appreciate you the same, cause you are so clever...
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^ euh ... are you sure? |
2006-05-25 // 14:32:30
po3p
Now I finally understand why "in her fantasy world Norah is exempted from all her mental and physical handicaps"...
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^ HAHAHAHA you are SO mean *lol* |
2006-05-24 // 20:23:58
lars.blumen
you look fo lovely feetheart, fuper polaroid, congratulationf***
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^ you fink fo? fanks ffffff.. ffweety! |
2006-05-24 // 10:07:15
Jakob.Salomon
G A M U T !
2006-05-24 // 09:50:19
Shlomo.Ben.Jussuf
peeing my panties ...
hahahahahahahahaha
kosher nostra vote ...
2006-05-24 // 09:07:38
Esther.Z.Schnickenacke
Come here and give me a kiss!
2006-05-24 // 02:09:56
Abba.Ben.Dosa
schee
2006-05-24 // 00:46:36
joe
cool shit !!!
me vota lars & nora
2006-05-24 // 00:30:35
morganx99
You are just lovely....
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^ who? me? or she? |